splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via sorry)

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via sorry)

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gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

(via hotboyproblems)

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(via trust)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via sorry)

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mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

(via sorry)

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slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via sorry)

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zachslays:

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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Literally my family

(via komaedoot)

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(Source: master-of-duct-tape, via fandomstakingover)

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This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. (via hefuckin)

(Source: ProperKidProblems.com, via hefuckin)

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(Source: in-him-i-endure, via distinctmemory)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via kingsleyyy)

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vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(Source: resettles, via sorry)

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theboifromvenus:

This is such an amazing, creative and proactive approach towards negativity. I’m re-blogging this as I can be applied to any one’s life and struggle.

(Source: sizvideos, via komaedoot)

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